I haven't posted because I've simply been working and sleeping for ten days.
And dealing with jackasses. But I'm not going to talk about my moonlighting as a would-be real estate middle-man double-agent. Hyphen, hyphen, hyphenation. No, we're not talking about my obsession with punctuation either.
Exhausting.
I'm still having some payroll issues which is contributing to my already staggering financial woe. Shoot-me-in-the-face financial woe. 4(hyphen). Do that math! I am going to be seriously loaded this Friday. Of course, you would then need to subtract all the past due amounts owed by me to various utility companies, financial institutions, laborers, and family members and I should break about even. Although I never claimed to be much of a theoretical mathematician and all of this hinges on the theory of me actually receiving this money any time soon. I did update my personal information with human resources including mailing address and direct deposit accounts, but I can only hope they are able to collect accurate payroll information from all the various sites I've been bounced around these last two weeks.
I'm exploring my options for furthering my education.
I'm exploring my options for furthering my education. I allowed the pause in anticipation of family reaction and repeat for effect. I have been reviewing information and comparing institutions for online learning in an effort to eventually obtain my dual masters. Yes, when I finally decide to do something, I overkill. The semester begins in October so I don't have alot of time if I want to enroll this year. Fortunately, there are not endless options when considering online learning. However, I still don't know what or who or where I want to be when I grow up. The where is kinda moot, but the what and who are critical and I'm not sure I'll ever know the answers to those sorts of questions. But, I'll have degrees. And, I'll still have my bartending certification. And, I'll have completed a course in personal health which may be used toward the pursuit of my associates - if I ever find the book and start completing my modules. Which I really need to do. One of several things I really need to do which all fall under the categories:
Unpack boxes stacked in corners of apartment
Organize mass mess
Complete things I start before pursuing 100 others
Make time for me
Stop wasting time using Google to explore every obscure and unnecessary corner of the internet and then posting my findings to Wikipedia
I just made the Google Bots insane with that link. I can hear them crawling all over each other trying to follow the link back here to me. Yummy. Bring on the web traffic. Google Bots are GO!
Obviously I've been spending too much time online if I'm actually creating a href links to better explain my point and provide my posts with some amusing multimedia. I used to do that. Back in the day. But JS is dead to me now.
Notice no link back to THAT site. Exactly. Although you get bonus points if you've been stalking me long enough to get the references. Extra bonus points if you've been stalking me long enough to remember at least five of my previous aliases. Send your answers here along with your mailing address for that prize.
Reincarnation is a beautiful thing.
And dealing with jackasses. But I'm not going to talk about my moonlighting as a would-be real estate middle-man double-agent. Hyphen, hyphen, hyphenation. No, we're not talking about my obsession with punctuation either.
Exhausting.
I'm still having some payroll issues which is contributing to my already staggering financial woe. Shoot-me-in-the-face financial woe. 4(hyphen). Do that math! I am going to be seriously loaded this Friday. Of course, you would then need to subtract all the past due amounts owed by me to various utility companies, financial institutions, laborers, and family members and I should break about even. Although I never claimed to be much of a theoretical mathematician and all of this hinges on the theory of me actually receiving this money any time soon. I did update my personal information with human resources including mailing address and direct deposit accounts, but I can only hope they are able to collect accurate payroll information from all the various sites I've been bounced around these last two weeks.
I'm exploring my options for furthering my education.
I'm exploring my options for furthering my education. I allowed the pause in anticipation of family reaction and repeat for effect. I have been reviewing information and comparing institutions for online learning in an effort to eventually obtain my dual masters. Yes, when I finally decide to do something, I overkill. The semester begins in October so I don't have alot of time if I want to enroll this year. Fortunately, there are not endless options when considering online learning. However, I still don't know what or who or where I want to be when I grow up. The where is kinda moot, but the what and who are critical and I'm not sure I'll ever know the answers to those sorts of questions. But, I'll have degrees. And, I'll still have my bartending certification. And, I'll have completed a course in personal health which may be used toward the pursuit of my associates - if I ever find the book and start completing my modules. Which I really need to do. One of several things I really need to do which all fall under the categories:
Unpack boxes stacked in corners of apartment
Organize mass mess
Complete things I start before pursuing 100 others
Make time for me
Stop wasting time using Google to explore every obscure and unnecessary corner of the internet and then posting my findings to Wikipedia
I just made the Google Bots insane with that link. I can hear them crawling all over each other trying to follow the link back here to me. Yummy. Bring on the web traffic. Google Bots are GO!
Obviously I've been spending too much time online if I'm actually creating a href links to better explain my point and provide my posts with some amusing multimedia. I used to do that. Back in the day. But JS is dead to me now.
Notice no link back to THAT site. Exactly. Although you get bonus points if you've been stalking me long enough to get the references. Extra bonus points if you've been stalking me long enough to remember at least five of my previous aliases. Send your answers here along with your mailing address for that prize.
Reincarnation is a beautiful thing.
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We have a winner. Now I actually have to figure out a prize system. HAHA. Results in a future post.
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