Wayward Lexicon

Wayward Lexicon has been reactivated (and moderately redesigned) in anticipation of my latest adventure on the open road. I will be chronicling the epic on that blog as it happens, even if it's just a simple, quick update via my Palm. So... let the adventure begin.

Five days remaining until my departure. Get excited.

Oh. Yeah. My Bad.

Red Vehement is now open for public viewing. For real this time.

Sorry.

Say... what?

Red Vehement is now open. How delightful.

If anyone remembers erudite.dx, this is a revival and possibly a lesser version as well. I'm not convinced this format works well with blogspot, but we'll give it a go. For those of you who are confused and out of the sacred loop of long-time readers, for shame. You suck. But seriously, this third blog is a simple outlet for my more random and brief musings which will be strictly contained to one post per page with a maximum of 50 words. Unless I change it. We'll see. I think... if I remember correctly, I set the previous limit on characters including spaces. Ha. What great expectations I had back then. 50 words seems a little more sensible and appropriate, but I'm sure at some point I'll cut it down even more drastically (20 perhaps?) and you'll see the true efficiency and eloquence of a mere handful of words.

Enjoy.

The Blue Pill

I wish. I am still playing with my layout code. I am currently changing the majority of the color scheme from teal to orange. There will still be some teal when I am done since it's part of the graphical base of the template, but I will have my links and active data accented in orange. Yay.

And I figured out the whole disappearing side menu mess. It was due to a conflict from introducing the post break feature so I will be posting everything in its entirety just like I have been. It's a shame. It saves alot of time and space. And I can even increase the number of displayed posts from 7 to possibly 15. I also like the teasing aspect of it. Cutting you off at the exact moment that something starts really getting interesting and making you reload to view the rest. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I am a devious bastard.

Oh well. Perhaps you'll see that elsewhere. Hint, hint. But not today.

Anyway, just a little update to let you know where I'm at with my techie endeavor. I'll get back at it, then.

[edit] I also justified all possible text. The jagged right edges of paragraphs make me really, really anxious. Not as anxious as several duplicate sets of keys, but almost. [/edit]

Financial Woe, Punctuation, and Nostalgia

I haven't posted because I've simply been working and sleeping for ten days.

And dealing with jackasses. But I'm not going to talk about my moonlighting as a would-be real estate middle-man double-agent. Hyphen, hyphen, hyphenation. No, we're not talking about my obsession with punctuation either.

Exhausting.

I'm still having some payroll issues which is contributing to my already staggering financial woe. Shoot-me-in-the-face financial woe. 4(hyphen). Do that math! I am going to be seriously loaded this Friday. Of course, you would then need to subtract all the past due amounts owed by me to various utility companies, financial institutions, laborers, and family members and I should break about even. Although I never claimed to be much of a theoretical mathematician and all of this hinges on the theory of me actually receiving this money any time soon. I did update my personal information with human resources including mailing address and direct deposit accounts, but I can only hope they are able to collect accurate payroll information from all the various sites I've been bounced around these last two weeks.

I'm exploring my options for furthering my education.





I'm exploring my options for furthering my education. I allowed the pause in anticipation of family reaction and repeat for effect. I have been reviewing information and comparing institutions for online learning in an effort to eventually obtain my dual masters. Yes, when I finally decide to do something, I overkill. The semester begins in October so I don't have alot of time if I want to enroll this year. Fortunately, there are not endless options when considering online learning. However, I still don't know what or who or where I want to be when I grow up. The where is kinda moot, but the what and who are critical and I'm not sure I'll ever know the answers to those sorts of questions. But, I'll have degrees. And, I'll still have my bartending certification. And, I'll have completed a course in personal health which may be used toward the pursuit of my associates - if I ever find the book and start completing my modules. Which I really need to do. One of several things I really need to do which all fall under the categories:

Unpack boxes stacked in corners of apartment
Organize mass mess
Complete things I start before pursuing 100 others
Make time for me
Stop wasting time using Google to explore every obscure and unnecessary corner of the internet and then posting my findings to Wikipedia

I just made the Google Bots insane with that link. I can hear them crawling all over each other trying to follow the link back here to me. Yummy. Bring on the web traffic. Google Bots are GO!



Obviously I've been spending too much time online if I'm actually creating a href links to better explain my point and provide my posts with some amusing multimedia. I used to do that. Back in the day. But JS is dead to me now.

Notice no link back to THAT site. Exactly. Although you get bonus points if you've been stalking me long enough to get the references. Extra bonus points if you've been stalking me long enough to remember at least five of my previous aliases. Send your answers here along with your mailing address for that prize.

Reincarnation is a beautiful thing.