A pair of hop-along boots and a pistol that shoots.

Nurse Egg won't let me decorate our Christmas tree which she insisted we put up two weeks before Thanksgiving. I can't imagine why she disapproves of my decorations. They're even Politically Correct, so no one should feel left out or offended. Or so I thought.



Decorations or not, we're ready for the season and all the lovely family events that are approaching. Yikes. Anyway...

Merry Fucking Christmahanakwanzukah!