Goodmorning, Sunshine.

My sister is here. She's sleeping in my bedroom. Luckily, I've grown very accustomed to sleeping on the floor of my living room so it's not a big deal. What I'm not accustomed to is having anyone else in my life, sharing things like time and space and breathable air, and compromise.

We were supposed to wake up at 10am today. This sort of happened. I guess. She was up on time and ready to go and made several attempts to get me up and ready to go. God love her, it wasn't happening today. So, I slept through our time line. We should have left the apartment by 11am and arrived at our destination sometime before 1pm. It's 1pm now and I'm barely awake and she has given up the fight. We're also still an hour and a half away from the potentially awesome/awkward day we had planned - these things tend to go either way for us.

I could be disappointed, but she's still here and it's still Tuesday, so... why complain? Ok, maybe it's a shitty day outside and maybe we haven't done any of the amazing things we said we would. We did other things and we spent every second of our joint vacations together. Yeah, that's a half full glass of holiday awesomeness.

Speaking of which... I may have a binge cycle of alcoholism. I haven't really consumed alcohol in years but... I well made up for lost time in the past two days. Which explains my reluctance to move or live or do much else but lay around today. It also explains my insane status messages on several social networking sites and that mass text which everyone in my phone book received the other night. It wasn't obscene. I don't think it was, anyway. I need to read it. I should definitely read it and plan some damage control since I'm fairly certain I sent it to my boss and her boss. I know I sent it to my old boss since she texted back and we exchanged texts at like midnight. Which was funny. She was one of the few people to respond with something other than "Who the fuck is this?" or "You are a freak".

What was I talking about?

Oh, it's Tuesday. It's the last official day of my sister's visit and I need to get off my fucking ass and we need to spend some quality fun time together. Now, I just need to figure out what we're going to do and get us there. Wish me luck.

Oh, I just checked my checking account balance online. Whatever we do... it's going to have to cost $0. Wonderful.

Cheers, bitches. It's Christmas in WV.