There are 10,000 things I could be doing right now.

...but I've decided to bitch about work. Yeah, I'm that guy right now. Not that there aren't other things to bitch about. For instance: Fortunately for the people upstairs, I'm not tired. Otherwise, I'd march up there and start throwing people and shit out the windows. Seriously.

I should force myself to sleep, but that's impossible now. I overslept this morning/afternoon and now I won't be able to sleep again until this afternoon. Blah. Today is going to suck. Hopefully I'll just go completely delirious and float through the day on auto-pilot. Yeah right. The best I can hope for is keeping myself upright and moving for the better part of nine hours and not passing out while trying to do paperwork in my office.

I wish I could say I've only done that a couple times. I wish I could say that.

Fuck, I hate working morning shift. It screws up my whole sleep cycle not to mention life. Also, people are so frantic in the mornings. Chill the hell out, people. Seriously. Step off the caffeine. This isn't South America. You can pause between sentences. Breathe even, if you want. If you feel like you're hyperventilating, maybe you should take a few deep breathes or sit down. That's what you get for ignoring proper punctuation, though. You have no context clues as to when it is appropriate to pause and catch your breath. Punctuation isn't optional, it's essential - as is comprehension for effective communication. If you want to communicate more efficiently, don't just accelerate your speech. That's not going to increase the amount of information you communicate if no one can understand all those mashed up syllables spewing from your mouth. Maybe you should try speaking in sentence fragments. Spice it up. I don't need all that bullshit. Just give me the bullet points and get out of my face. Exhausting.

Nope. I am not a morning person. I don't care to see anything living prior to noon. It's just too early to be interacting with anything or anyone, otherwise. I'm seriously not looking forward to 7am and I still have four hours to kill before I even start getting ready for the shitty day I'm going to have.